Kids say the darndest things

This winter I have been a little itchy because of dry skin. After all, it is my first dry winter after spending 8 years in very humid weather. Yesterday, I was relaxing on my bed with Colleen while she was watching a movie. I had an itch on the side of my head that I scratched. immediately, Colleen looked over at me with a very serious look and said "Mommy, if you don't stop scratching you're going to have to wear a cone." She cracks me up.