Peeping Tomcat

Several times I've caught our neighbor's cat sitting on our porch just staring in the window by our front door. Sometimes at night, he makes me jump. What does he want? His owners need to let him in his own house. Is he looking in thinking "What a happy family, I wish I could be apart of such a warm, joyous household." Or is he thinking "Maybe if I stare in the window long enough, they'll feed me." I bet he's probably thinking "Man, I wish I could live here. Look at the counter space I can walk across with my filthy litter box paws. Oh, and look at that couch I can scratch at and destroy with my claws. Ooooh, ooooh, that Christmas tree looks like a blast to climb and destroy. I love it when the vents are on the floor like that, they are perfect for peeing in. I could be the perfect cat for them." STOP STARING IN MY WINDOW STUPID CAT!